Dirty Mouth Jokes / Recent Jokes

13 year-old Evan O'Dorney of Danville, California, won the 2007 Scripps National Spelling Bee on Thursday.

When asked what he planned to do with his $35,000 cash prize, O'Dorney said, "Probably buy some hookers. Otherwise I'm never getting laid."

Superman is back... and no, he’s not gay. It seems that he did knock boots with Lois Lane.
Question: When he exclaimed, "Say my name" to Lois in bed, which name did he prefer to hear?

I think I need to start taking Zanex. I just don't get it anymore. I need something that will make me happy and bliss all the time. What's wrong with this picture. We invade Iraq because they have invisible nukes we never found. North Korea has Nukes and are blowing them up in our face but we are not even discussing it. Now that's funny. Can you say "Duped".

A 65-year-old woman earned two entries in the latest edition of Guinness World Records: one for having the world's longest fingernails at 24 feet 7 inches, and the second for being the world's least fuckable woman.

Warning: The Surgeon General Has Determined that Pole Smoking is Dangerous to Your Health

Joe Namath's daughter was caught by police before she was able to get rid of some marijuana and beer in her car. Guess she didn't inherit the famous Namath "quick release"!

Lance Bass, member of'N Sync, announced he was gay.
Which brings up the old* debate, as to whether homosexuality is the result of genetics, or of years of having "You're gay" pounded into one's head by a homophobic (but accurate) populus.
In any event, Lance Bass is a homosexual, and the rest of the band: gay.


* "Old" here is defined as "stupid."