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Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don`t get sucked into jet engines.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

It`s easier to fight for ones` principles than to live up to them.

I am in shape. round is a shape.

Time may be a great healer, but it`s also a lousy beautician.

If hind-sight is 20/20 does that make Heinz-sight 57/57?