Deep Thoughts Jokes / Recent Jokes

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me. . they`re cramming for their final exam.

If it`s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

No one ever says, "It`s only a game" when their team is winning.

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn`t zigzag?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.