Circumcision Jokes / Recent Jokes

One day in the hospital, two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside of the operating room. The first boy leans over and asks, "What are you in for?"
"I'm here to get my tonsils out and I'm nervous," the second boy says.
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about! I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of ice cream and
Jell-O. It's a breeze!"
"Well what are you here for?" the second kid asks.
"A circumcision." The first kid replys woefully.
The second kid says "Wow! I had that done when I was born and I couldn't walk for a year!"

A handsome young lad went into the hospital for
some
minor surgery and the day after the procedure, a
friend
stopped by to see how the guy was doing.
The friend was amazed at the number of Nurses who
entered the room in short intervals with
refreshments,
offers to fluff his pillows, make the bed, give
back
rubs, etc. "Why all the attention? " the friend
asked.
"You look fine to me."
"I know! " grinned the patient. "But the Nurses
kinda
formed a little fan club when they all heard that
my
circumcision required twenty-seven stitches

A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery and the day after the procedure, a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing.

The friend was amazed at the number of Nurses who entered the room in short intervals with refreshments, offers to fluff his pillows, make the bed, give back rubs, etc. "Why all the attention? " the friend asked. "You look fine to me."

"I know! " grinned the patient. "But the Nurses kinda formed a little fan club when they all heard that my circumcision required thirty-seven stitches."

Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says "I won't be going to school tomorrow." "Why not?" asks Joey. "I have to go to the hospital," says Danny woefully. "That's awful," says Joey. "Why do you have to go there? Are yousick?" Danny shakes his head and replies, "I have to have a circumcision." Joey stops dead in his tracks, an expression of complete horror acrosshis face, "That's Horrible!" he cries, "Why, I had that done when I wasborn, and I couldn't walk for MONTHS!!"

Nick was in the hospital for a routine circumcision. When he awoke from the anesthesia, he found a group of doctors gathered around him.
"What's wrong? What happened?" Nick asked, a concerned look on his face.
"Nick, we're sorry. We made a slight error," one of the doctors replied. "Somehow there was a mix-up and we performed the wrong surgery. Rather than a circumcision, we gave you a sex change operation. We cut your penis off and gave you a vagina."
Horrified, a sobbing Nick said, "Oh no! Are you saying I'll never experience an erection again?"
"Sure you will," replied a doctor, "but it will be someone else's!"

Q: What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
A: Foreplay.