Chelsea Jokes / Recent Jokes

One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.
He was very furious and said, "Chelsea is very upset because she thinks she has the ugliest room in the entire White House; I want something done about it immediately!"
Yes Sir, Mr. President," the interior decorator replies.
"I'll take those mirrors out right away!"

It was reported that Chelsea Clinton was barred from voting last Tuesday because her name had been left out of the voting station’s registration book, proving once and for all that Chelsea Clinton is black.

Hillary and Chelsea are sitting around the table having a mother/daughter talk.
Hillary asks Chelsea, "You have been going to college for awhile now. Have you had sex yet?"
Chelsea says, "Well, not according to Dad."

Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea's college experiences. Hillary: So have you found dating to be fullflling experience? Chelsea: It's okay..but i don't like how the boys sometimes act like real sex hounds. Hillary: Well, uh, have you, uh, actually had sex? Chelsea: Well Mom, no, not IF you define sex the way Daddy does.

Q: What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth? A: Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in Civics, how to ruin the people!