Decorator Jokes

The Top 5 Men in a Woman's life are: 1. Doctor. 2. Dentist3. Coal man. 4. Decorator. 5. Bank manager. A Doctor says to take off your clothes. A Dentist says open wide. A Coal man asks "where do you want it, front or back?" A Decorator says "how do you like it now that it’s up?" A Bank manager says "don’t take it out you’ll lose interest"!

One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.
He was very furious and said, "Chelsea is very upset because she thinks she has the ugliest room in the entire White House; I want something done about it immediately!"
Yes Sir, Mr. President," the interior decorator replies.
"I'll take those mirrors out right away!"

One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was very furious and said, "Chelsea is very upset because she thinks she has the ugliest room in the entire White House; I want something done about it immediately!"Yes Sir, Mr. President," the interior decorator replies."I'll take those mirrors out right away!"

One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.

He was very furious and said, "Chelsea is very upset because she thinks she has the ugliest room in the entire White House; I want something done about it immediately!"

Yes Sir, Mr. President," the interior decorator replies.
"I'll take those mirrors out right away!"

One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office. He was very furious and said, "Chelsea is very upset because she thinks she has the ugliest room in the entire White House; I want something done about it immediately!"

Yes Sir, Mr. President," the interior decorator replies. "I'll take those mirrors out right away!"