Call Center Jokes

Customer: “I want to get the new Netscape from you people. ”

Tech Support: “I’ll need to charge your account $30. ”

Customer: “What do you mean? I pay for this service. ”

Tech Support: “We’re providing the registered version of Netscape. Netscape charges us, so we have to charge you. ”

Customer: “Well, my son is a socialist and I spent a year in Spain.

What do you have to say to that? ”

Tech Support: Uh….

Customer: “I thought so. ”

Customer: "I've been ringing your call centre on 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?"
Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?"
Customer: "It was on the door to the travel centre."
Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours."

Tech Support: "Customer Support, this is David, may I help you?"
Customer: "Hello, yes, it's me."
Tech Support: "Oh, it's me too."

Customer: "No, Esmie. E, s, m, i, e."
Tech Support: "Oh, sorry."

Caller: "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am traveling in Australia?"
Operator: "Doesn't the product give you a clue?"

Customer: “How much does it cost to Bath on the train? ”

Operator: “If you can get your feet in the sink, then it’s free. ”