Burnett Jokes / Recent Jokes
It's Harold's first day in the car pool. They honk the horn in front of his house and he comes running out. He gets about halfway down the walk when he hears a grunt and the sound of his wife's foot tapping on the porch. He turns around and there she is, scowling at him. He runs back to the steps, spreads her bathrobe, bends over, kisses her on the privates, runs back down the walk and hops in the car.
They ride in silence for a few minutes, until Burnett, the driver, can't stand it. Burnett asks, "Harold, it's none of my business, but why'd you kiss her down there?"
Harold says, "You wouldn't believe her breath in the morning."
there is a burnett a redhead and a blonde go camping and then the blone has to go to the bathroom so she goes behind a treeand starts doing her buiseness sothen the red head and the burnett decide to play a joke on her and kill a rabitt and put the guts where she was shitting then they waut s she scream a little while later then ccomes back and says "hey guys guess wat i pooped so hard i pooped out my guts but thanx to my 2 fingers i put them back up there.
A blonde, burnett and red head walked in to a bar and saw a sing it said you can win a million dollars. They asked "
how can we win that cash."
The bar tender responder"
go into the chicks bathing room and look directly in the 3rd mirror and tell it what you think you are. if your right a million dollars will spit in 100$bills. If your wrong you'll be sucked in the mirror.
so the burnett walks in first and says "
I think I think I'm the richest girl in the bar"
and a million dollars spews out.
then the red head walks and to the 3rd mirror and says "
I think I think I'm the smartest girl in the bar"
and 1000000 dollars poped out.
Then the blonde goes in and right to the third mirror looks striaght at it and says "
I think I think"
shazam and she got sucked in to the mirror.
There where 3 guys on a building a blonde, red head, burnett blonde guy pulls out his lunch and says if i get pb&j one more time im going to jump off this building red head pulls out his lunch and says if i get tuna again i will jump off burnett pull out his lunch and says if i get tacos one more time im with you 2 next day blonde pulls out pb&j and jumps other 2 puii somthin else out they go to his funerl and said if he gets pb&j one more time he going to jump the wife says dont look at me he packed his own lunch.