Bras Jokes / Recent Jokes

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"
What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk.
Confused, the man asked what the types were.
The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"
Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between them?"
The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."

-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn't show the dirt. - Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price-Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable. - Why are most brunettes flat-chested? It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts. - Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? It matches their mustache. - Why is the color brunette considered evil? When's the last time ya saw a blonde witch?-How can you tell a brunette is lonely? Check her for a pulse. - What is the most frustrated animal in the world? A brunette rabbit. - Why do brunettes wear training bras? It's cheaper than changing their Band-Aids every day. - Why did they quit selling brunette Barbie dolls? Parents felt the dandruffmight be contagious. - How do brunettes get the tangles out their hair? With a rake. - Why don't brunettes get breast implants? They've already spent their money on thigh & butt implants. - Why did God create brunettes? So ugly men more...

Dad, can i ask you something? "Sure! What about?" "You see, I'm already fourteen and...I think it's just proper that i should own one." "And what is this 'one' you're referring to?" "Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres?" "No." "My nipples are already prominent and it catches attention." "Nope." "It will be just proper at my age..." "I said no way...!" "But all of my friends wears... !" "David! How many times shall i tell you that bras are for girls!?"

Dad, can I ask you something?
Sure! What about?
You see, I'm already fourteen and...I think it's just proper that I should own one.
And what is this 'one' you're referring to?
Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres?
No!
My nipples are already prominent and it catches attention.
Nope!
It will be just proper at my age...
I said no way...!
But all of my friends wear...
Timmy! How many times shall I tell you that bras are for girls!?

Dad, can I ask you something? Sure! What about? You see, I'm already fourteen and...I think it's just proper that I should own one.And what is this 'one' you're referring to? Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres? No! My nipples are already prominent and it catches attention.Nope! It will be just proper at my age...I said no way...! But all of my friends wear...Timmy! How many times shall I tell you that bras are for girls!?

Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price

-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
It doesn't show the dirt.
-Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price
-Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
-Why are most brunettes flat-chested?
It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts.
-Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.
-Why is the color brunette considered evil?
When's the last time ya saw a blonde witch?
-How can you tell a brunette is lonely?
Check her for a pulse.
-What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
A brunette rabbit.
-Why do brunettes wear training bras?
It's cheaper than changing their Band-Aids every day.
-Why did they quit selling brunette Barbie dolls?
Parents felt the dandruffmight be contagious.
-How do brunettes get the tangles out their hair?
With a rake.
-Why don't brunettes get breast implants?
They've already spent more...