Bra Jokes

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    Crime and Punishment

    Hot 1 month agoby Tats

    A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, "How long have you been wearing that bra?" The friend replies, "Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment."

    3 Kinds of Bras

    Hot 1 week ago

    A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, one of the largest department store chains. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said.' I'd like to buy a bra for my wife'

    'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.

    'Type?' inquires the man' There is more than one type?'

    'Look Around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size color and material.

    'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras,' replied the salesclerk.

    Confused, the man asked what were the types.

    The saleslady replied' The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?'

    Still confused the man asked' What is the difference between them?'

    The lady responded' It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the and the Baptist type makes mountains out more...

    New Bra

    Hot 3 months ago

    A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

    At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took the scientist outside and kicked the crap out of him.

    Square Boobs

    Hot 3 months ago

    Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?
    A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

    Bra Sizes

    Hot 3 years ago

    Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

    {A} Almost boobs...
    {B} Barely there
    {C} Can't complain!
    {D} Dang!
    {DD} Double dang!
    {E} Enormous!
    {F} Fake
    {G} Get a Reduction
    {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

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