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Whats the difference between batman and a blackman?
Batman can go into a store without robbin!
He is the person, who has very thin body.
When he was drunken he explained us lot of very interesting lies,
when he was in sri-lanka.
Now we are going to tell you couple of lies, which he has tallen us,
The interesting thing is the VAWLA think that
he is telling true every time,
But all peaple knows all thous are VAWLA'S stories.
The first lie VAWLA told us is, One day he going for a walk with his friend's.
On his way he saw a VAWLA(bat) hanging on the electricity cable.
After that he took some stones and threw to the VAWLA,
then VAWLA fall down. He took the VAWLA and went home, cookd nicly
and had a good party. After that he named the party' VAWL-PARTY'.
He told us that the tastest meet he had is the VAWL-meet.
In our place only the beggars are having the VAWLA meet.
After this lie story we are calling him' VAWLA'
Four year's ago he has gone to katharagama with his companious.
On the way he wanted to go more...
In a bizarre sting operation, two policemen dressed up as Batman and Robin in order to capture a suspected drug offender.
The two cops wore the superhero outfits in order to unsettle the suspect and also to be incredibly gay.
there was a new kid @ skool and he didnt get along with the teacher cuz the teacher didnt know his name and that nite he had 2 write a report and he didnt know wat to write he went by his brothers room and he was playing batman and was saying dadadadadadadadada batman then he went buy his sis's room and she said peice of cake cuz her homework was ez so he wrote that down then his mother was watching wizard of oz and dorthy was singing somewhere over the rainbow he wrote that down the next day @ skool the teacher said u wats your name he said dadadadadadadada batman and she said do u know how ez it is for me to send u 2 the principals office and he said piece of cake then the teacher said where is your brain child and he said somewhere over the rainbow
Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting & wanted to go out & party so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Catwoman. As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's apartments to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex & out again before she knew what was happening." So Superman did his super thing in a split second & flew off happily. Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder woman said "Did you hear anything?" "No!" said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts"!
A man goes into a video shop and asks:
"can i rent batman forever?" The shop assistant replies:
"no, you have to bring it back tomorrow"
whats the difference between a black man and bat man?
batman can go out at night without stealing.