Batman Jokes / Recent Jokes

There was a little kid who needed to learn the ABC's for homework. He went to his big sister who was talking on the phone. "
What's the first letter of the alphabet?"
"
Shutup!"
Next he went to his older brother who was in the bathroom. "
What's the second letter of the alphabet?"
"
Down the toliet, in the toliet!"
Next he went to his other brother, who was watching Batman. "
What's the third letter of the alphabet?"
"
Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah Batman!"
The next day, his teacher asked him what the first letter of the alphabet was. "
Shutup!"
The teacher asked him if he knew where he was going to go if he kept acting like this. "
Down the toliet, in the toliet!"
The teacher took him to the principal and he asked him what his name was. Do you know what he said?
"
Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah Batman!"

Maggie Gyllenhaal is in final talks to star opposite Christian Bale
in Christopher Nolan's "The Dark Knight," the next installment in the revitalized Batman franchise. She'll play the role of Rachel Dawes, played by Katie Holmes in "Batman Begins." Holmes dropped out of theproject earlier in the year.

It is speculated that Holmes was persuaded not to do the film by husband Tom Cruise. Cruise is upset that Batman is not a Scientologist - he is a Reform Jew. Also, it is widely known that Batman takes Prozac, and drives around in a Batmobile, not a spaceship.

Q; WHAT DID BATMAN SAY TO ROBIN B4 THEY GOT INTO THE BATMOBILE
A:GET INTO THE BATMOBILE!!!

A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of thebushes and hits her over the head, proceeds to kick her in the groin andbreak her nose with a massive left hook. As the nun is lying bleeding onthe floor, the guy looks down and says:You're getting slow in your old age, Batman.

There was once a Chinese immigrant who came to England; he didn't know English, so he decided to learn some words by walking around the city of Nottsbourough. He walks into a nursery and all of the babies are shouting, "Me, me!" So he learns the word "Me". He then walks into a restaurant and a boy screams, "Knives and forks!" He learns those two words as well. Finally, he walks into a video shop and he sees the television playing, "Dunununununununununununu, BATMAN!" He then learns that as well.
Suddenly there is big commotion outside, and a policeman shouts, "Who killed this man?" (there was a dead man lying on the floor.) The Chinese man walks out of the shop and shouts, "Me!" The policeman asks, "What did you kill him with, then?" The Chinese man shouts, "Knives and forks". Then the policeman shouts in despair at him, "Who the bloody hell do you think you are?!" The Chinese man goes more...

At the end of the night a man leaves the bar. Outside he sees a nun. He walks over to her and slaps her in the face. Then he punches her in the stomach and knocks her over. He proceeds to kick her several times and when he's done he bends down to her and says, "not so tough tonight, are you Batman?"

A boy is in school and askked his teacher if he can go to th toilet and the techer says to him what are the first four letters of the alphobet he tells her he dosnt know so she tells him to go home tonight and find out.
when he got home he asked his sister who was singind and she anserd shut up he says thanks and walks off. and goes to his mum what are the first 4 letters of the alphobet his mum anserd yeah yeah yeah he thanksher and goes to his little brother who is watching batman he asks him and and ansred na na na na na batman he thanks him and goes to his dad who is watcing darts he asks him and he ansred 180 he thanks him. The next day his teacher comes to him and asks him and asks he said shut up his teacher says do you want to go and see the headmarster? yeah yeah yeah how old do you think you are na na na na na batman how old do you think you are 180