Alphabet Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
A: B. (bee)
Q: What letter is a part of the head?
A: I. (eye)
Q: What letter is a drink?
A: T. (tea)
Q: What letter is a body of water?
A: C. (sea)
Q: What letter is a pronoun like "you"?
A: The letter " I "
Q: What letter is a vegetable?
A: P. (pea)
Q: What letter is an exclamation?
A: O. (oh!)
Q: What letter is a European bird?
A: J. (Jay)
Q: What letter is looking for causes?
A: Y. (why)
Q: What four letters frighten a thief?
A: O. I. C. U. (Oh I see you!)
Q: What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but not once in a thousand years?
A: The letter "m".
Q: Why is the letter "T" like an island?
A: Because it is in the middle of waTer.
Q: In what way can the letter "A" help a deaf lady?
A: It more...
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer? I.C.!
Q. What letters are not in the alphabet? A. The ones in the mail, of course!
One day, Mr. Dorren's first grade class was learning the alphabet.
One of his students came up to Mr. Dorren and asked to go to the bathroom.
Mr. Dorren said, "First, recite the alphabet."
The student started, "A, B... L, M, N, O, Q..."
When he finished, Mr. Dorren asked, "Where's the 'P'?"
"Running down my legs." replied the student.
Little Johnny's 2nd grade teacher was quizzing them on the alphabet. “Johnny,” she says, “what
comes after' O'?”Johnny says, “Yeah!”
What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals? F. B. I.