"A young beautiful brunett French" joke

A young beautiful brunett French girl goes into a bar and she is
wearing this low cut black sleeveless dress.
She sits down and waves her arm at the bartenter and says "Oh
bartender" "May I have a scotch and soda please?!" (well we all know
French girls don't shave)
The regular drunk at the end of the counter says "Put the pretty
ballerina's drink on my tab" so the bartender does.
A little bit later The pretty girl waves her arm and says "Oh
Bartender" "May I have another scotch and soda please"
Again the regular drunk at the end of the counter says "Put the pretty
ballerina's drink on my tab"
and the bartender does.
Well...this goes on a few more times and then the bartender goes over
to the drunk and says
"why are you buying this girl all these drinks and how do you know
she's a ballerina?"
The regular drunk says "well, I think she's a pretty girl, and
anybody that can
raise their leg that high has got to be a ballerina."

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