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    The hare

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    a guy was driving and suddenly, 'THUMP',
    ....He hit a hare [and the man was a nature lover]annyway he lies down and starts crying .A bit later a blond drives by checks the guy crying so she stops and says whats wrong so the man replies its the hare its dead its dead.So the blond goes back to her car and pulls out a can and sprays the hare . suddenly the hare jumps up waves jumps waves and continues doing this then the man says what did you do? and what is that stuff? so the blond reads hair spray....restores hair adds permanent wave.

    A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.
    He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
    Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.
    The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
    A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.
    She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong? "I feel terrible, "he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
    The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
    She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
    The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.
    Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns more...

    A man is driving down a road, when a rabbit jumps out in front of his car. He does everything he can to avoid it, but he ends up hitting it. He is an animal lover, so he pulls over and stops to go see what has become of the poor rabbit. Needless to say, he finds a very dead rabbit. He feels bad and so he sits down on the curb and begins to cry. A few minutes later a blonde drives past, sees him crying, and stops. When he tells her what happened, she says that she has just the thing and goes back to her car. She comes back with a spray can. She goes over to the rabbit and sprays the contents of the can onto it. The rabbit jumps up, waves, and jumps across the road, where it stops, turns and waves, and then jumps 10 feet, where it turns and waves again. The rabbit continues in this manner until it has gone out of sight. The man is in shock and turns to the blonde and asks "What on earth is in that can?"
    She replys:"Hair spray: Brings life to dead hair, adds permenant more...

    An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi.
    The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion. "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."
    They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. But it doesn't help and she is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi.
    "Okay", says the rabbi, "let's try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."
    Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband more...

    An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi. The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion."Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. But it doesn't help and she is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi."Okay", says the rabbi, "let's try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The more...

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