"A Bah Humbug" joke

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Sung to the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town

You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why,
Santa Claus is tapping,
Your phone.

He's buggin your room,
He's reading your mail,
He's keeping a file
And runnin a tail
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone

He hears you in the bedroom
Surveils you out of doors
And if that doesn't get the goods
Then he'll use provocateurs.

So you mustn't assume
That you are secure
On Christmas Eve
He'll kick in your door
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone...

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hairline

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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Hairline

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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Yo moma

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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