"yo hairline" joke

Hot 1 month agoby Michael

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

I've been fucking this really sexy bird who is a twin.
My mate asked me how I told her apart from the other twin?
I said it was easy. Her brother has a beard.

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

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Aka :When you stand in the croud your hair line look you do not have a hairline and you don't have a barber.
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kweli:Yo hairline so ugly it look like the bottom of yo shoe
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Dez nuts :Your hairline go further the. Way back music
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lil kenfo:All y'all Niggas some fuck Niggas
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rudegirl56:Did the barber go drunk on your hairline?
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drew:You hairline like my new mustang it be switching gears
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drew:Your hairline is like the great wall of china it took decades to make it
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kd:yo mama so damn fat her picture fell off the wall
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kd:yo linning look like a cracked taco shell
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melissa:ha ha
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