"yo hairline" joke

Hot 2 years agoby Michael

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do criticize that person, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

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