"yo hairline" joke

Hot 1 year agoby Michael

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan live as cheaply as one! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

Life is like a cactus.
Around every corner there's another prick.

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Lady:gurl, no.
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Kim:My father used to tell us this joke over a half century ago.
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kakashi:your hairline is so bad I need a telescope to see it
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-.- Boi:Your hairline is so far back that not even Michael Jordan can jump over it.
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