"yo hairline" joke
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife what is the problem.
She responds, "My husband suffers from premature ejaculation."
The counsellor turns to her husband and inquires, "Is that more...
you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.
your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.