"yo hairline" joke

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all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!

A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never more...

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. The redhead more...

There were 10 blondes and 1 brunette hanging on a rope in the mountains. the rope was very weak and the brunette said someone had to let go. no one volunteered, until the brunette finally said she would let go, and gave a heart-felt speech. hearing this the blondes started more...

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

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kweli:Yo hairline so ugly it look like the bottom of yo shoe
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Dez nuts :Your hairline go further the. Way back music
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lil kenfo:All y'all Niggas some fuck Niggas
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rudegirl56:Did the barber go drunk on your hairline?
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drew:You hairline like my new mustang it be switching gears
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drew:Your hairline is like the great wall of china it took decades to make it
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kd:yo mama so damn fat her picture fell off the wall
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kd:yo linning look like a cracked taco shell
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melissa:ha ha
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melissa:yo momma so stupid she brought a bowl to the super bowl
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