"yo hairline" joke

Hot 5 months agoby Michael

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Your daddy is so bald that when he puts on a turtle-neck he looks like a broken condom!

A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

Your momma so stupid she waited for a stop sign to turn green

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jenny:dum ass
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yo mama joker:plz can I get a cheese burger coz ur hairline looks like mc donalds
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\m:Hi Joseph, Though that your mum might get a laugh out of this, could you please show it to her Mary-Anne
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\m:Hi Joseph, Though that your mum might get a laugh out of this, could you please show it to her Mary-Anne
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jodan:jayson fore head look like five head
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jodan:what is on your head , its lookin crooked nigga
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Skye Reyes:Your Hairline Looks Like Its Reaching For The Stars !
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Skye Reyes:Yyour Hair Like Looks Lost Like Nemo !
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jamel enkins:Yo hairline so far bck the harriet tubman used it to find her way to the north
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cooldude:yo hairline got arrested because it was so high
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