"yo hairline" joke

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all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and three kids. He applies for a janitor's job at a large firm and easily passes an aptitude test.
The human resources manager tells him, "You will be hired at minimum wage of $5.35 an hour. Let me have your more...

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