"yo hairline" joke

Hot 1 day agoby Michael

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

The United Nations conducted a worldwide survey with one single question:

"Would you please give your opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure:

* In Latin America, they didn't more...

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Aka :When you stand in the croud your hair line look you do not have a hairline and you don't have a barber.
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kweli:Yo hairline so ugly it look like the bottom of yo shoe
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Dez nuts :Your hairline go further the. Way back music
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lil kenfo:All y'all Niggas some fuck Niggas
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rudegirl56:Did the barber go drunk on your hairline?
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drew:You hairline like my new mustang it be switching gears
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drew:Your hairline is like the great wall of china it took decades to make it
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kd:yo mama so damn fat her picture fell off the wall
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kd:yo linning look like a cracked taco shell
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melissa:ha ha
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