"yo hairline" joke
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!
Ya momma is so ugly that when she went to Japan everybody yelled "GODZILLA"!
What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.