"yo hairline" joke

Hot 1 week agoby Michael

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

During sex last night, my partner whispered in my ear, "Pretend you're my dad."
I was furious.
"You are one sick-minded girl, what a disgusting thing to ask me."
I stormed out of the bedroom and slammed the door.
I mean, you don't expect shit more...

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

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Jose Gonzales:dont gert it
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jenny:dum ass
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yo mama joker:plz can I get a cheese burger coz ur hairline looks like mc donalds
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\m:Hi Joseph, Though that your mum might get a laugh out of this, could you please show it to her Mary-Anne
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\m:Hi Joseph, Though that your mum might get a laugh out of this, could you please show it to her Mary-Anne
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jodan:jayson fore head look like five head
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jodan:what is on your head , its lookin crooked nigga
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Skye Reyes:Your Hairline Looks Like Its Reaching For The Stars !
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Skye Reyes:Yyour Hair Like Looks Lost Like Nemo !
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jamel enkins:Yo hairline so far bck the harriet tubman used it to find her way to the north
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