"yo hairline" joke

Hot 2 months agoby Michael

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna figure this out?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's more...

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Da boi :your hairline is so shit it was the new graphics in minecraft
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Terrryy:You and LeBrons hairline go way back
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Terrryy:He got the LeBrons ... HAIRLINE
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Terrryy:Your hairline look like and upside down McDonald's sign cuz it McDonalds sponsored
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country8888:Your hairline is a illuminati sign your need to stop practicing summoning demons
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Dylan:Your hairline is a rainbow thats why ur a inspiration to skittles.
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Kyrin:Yo hairline so far back that when Lebron cut it he had to walk behind you to see it
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emily:what did one egg say to the other? lets get cracking!
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DEVIN:ARE YOU A Cartoon because you hearline glitching
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Bob:Shut up because your hairline looks like the wwe symbol.
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