"yo hairline" joke

Hot 1 year agoby Michael

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. more...

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Lady:gurl, no.
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Lady:gurl, no.
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ja:gurl, no
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Kim:My father used to tell us this joke over a half century ago.
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kakashi:your hairline is so bad I need a telescope to see it
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-.- Boi:Your hairline is so far back that not even Michael Jordan can jump over it.
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