"yo hairline" joke

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all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, more...

What did the baby dolphin do when he didnt get his way? He whale-d

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
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My ex-wife thinks cooking and fucking are cities in China.

Your momas so fat she left the house on high heels and came back on flip flops

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Lady:gurl, no.
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Lady:gurl, no.
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ja:gurl, no
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Kim:My father used to tell us this joke over a half century ago.
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kakashi:your hairline is so bad I need a telescope to see it
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-.- Boi:Your hairline is so far back that not even Michael Jordan can jump over it.
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