"yo hairline" joke
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
Howie gonna figure this out?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.