"yo hairline" joke
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Because sheep can hear the zipper.
All you want for Christmas is a hairline!