"yo hairline" joke
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
A Cuban, a Japaneze guy, an American and a Mexican are in a boat.
The Cuban pulls out a box of cigars, takes one and throws the rest
in the water. He puffs twice and throws it in the water.
He says, "We have so many cigars in cuba, we can spare more...
Your momma so stupid she waited for a stop sign to turn green
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and
asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I
turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't
say a word...