"yo hairline" joke
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
During sex last night, my partner whispered in my ear, "Pretend you're my dad."
I was furious.
"You are one sick-minded girl, what a disgusting thing to ask me."
I stormed out of the bedroom and slammed the door.
I mean, you don't expect shit more...
you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.