"yo hairline" joke
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...
your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number
One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.