"yo hairline" joke

Hot 7 months agoby Michael

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...

Two dyslexic bank robbers run into a bank shouting: "air in the hands mother stickers, this is a f*** up!"

Q: What do a tornado, a hurricane and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: In the end, someone is going to loose a house trailer.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Da boi :your hairline is so shit it was the new graphics in minecraft
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Terrryy:You and LeBrons hairline go way back
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Terrryy:He got the LeBrons ... HAIRLINE
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Terrryy:Your hairline look like and upside down McDonald's sign cuz it McDonalds sponsored
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country8888:Your hairline is a illuminati sign your need to stop practicing summoning demons
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Dylan:Your hairline is a rainbow thats why ur a inspiration to skittles.
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Kyrin:Yo hairline so far back that when Lebron cut it he had to walk behind you to see it
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emily:what did one egg say to the other? lets get cracking!
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DEVIN:ARE YOU A Cartoon because you hearline glitching
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