"yo hairline" joke

Hot 9 months agoby Michael

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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A. The cheetah.
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. The redhead more...

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can more...

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dis master:Your hairline goes all the way back to the 1980's
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dis master:Yo mama's so poor that even Africa donates charity to her
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Da boi :your hairline is so shit it was the new graphics in minecraft
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Terrryy:You and LeBrons hairline go way back
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Terrryy:He got the LeBrons ... HAIRLINE
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Terrryy:Your hairline look like and upside down McDonald's sign cuz it McDonalds sponsored
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country8888:Your hairline is a illuminati sign your need to stop practicing summoning demons
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Dylan:Your hairline is a rainbow thats why ur a inspiration to skittles.
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