"yo hairline" joke

Hot 1 year agoby Michael

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

A couple realise they are spending too much and decide to go through the bills together. "Look at this", demands the wife, "£30 on Beer".
Husband replies, "Well, what about this? £40 on make up?"
The wife looks at him with a smile and more...

My wife says I'm too nosey... at least, that's what she wrote in her diary.

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

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