"yo hairline" joke

Hot 1 year agoby Michael

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never more...

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

- Wave properly you stupid bitch!
- Nan please, that's the Queen

- Look at those speeding cunts
- Nan that's an ambulance

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kakashi:your hairline is so bad I need a telescope to see it
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-.- Boi:Your hairline is so far back that not even Michael Jordan can jump over it.
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non of your busines :if you wont stop making hairline jokes i will sue you suckers!!!!!!!!!
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dis master:Your hairline goes all the way back to the 1980's
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dis master:Yo mama's so poor that even Africa donates charity to her
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cc:goog joke
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Da boi :your hairline is so shit it was the new graphics in minecraft
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Terrryy:You and LeBrons hairline go way back
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Terrryy:He got the LeBrons ... HAIRLINE
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