"Yo moma" joke
your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.
you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.