"Yo moma" joke

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your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

My ex-wife thinks cooking and fucking are cities in China.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

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sausage:you sued your barber you animal abuse that is how bad your hairline is.
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zip:yo hair line so messed up you can put a zip line on it
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zip:yo hairline so messed up we cought your hairline sucking dick
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jataveon:u checking yo hairline so far back i thought u had navy practice
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karis:OK THEN
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Briana Mieles :Your mama got ma pimples so when she ways herself it says 100lmbs but with them pimples 160
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Briana Mieles :I could make a better one your mama so fat when sat on the chair people say titanic 2
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nate:Hairline
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nate:Your so far back drake made a song about start at the bottom now we here
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conrrado:your hair line spells tub backwards "but"
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