"Yo moma" joke
your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Because sheep can hear the zipper.