Witches Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: What do little ghosts drink?
A: Evaporated milk.
Q: Why do cemeteries have fences around them?
A: Because people are dying to get in.
Q: When do ghosts usually appear?
A: Just before someone screams.
Q: What should you say when you meet a ghost?
A: ''How do you boo, sir? How do you boo?''
Q: What's a ghost's favorite breakfast?
A: Ghost toasties with booberries.
Q: What's soft, moldy and flies?
A: A spoiled bat.
Q: What did the policeman say when a black widow spider ran down his back?
A: ''You're under a vest!''
Q: What happened to the monster that took the five o'clock train home?
A: He had to give it back.
Q: Why did the monster salute his vegetable soup?
A: He looked in his bowl and saw a kernel of corn.
Q: What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A: A dead ringer.
Q: What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?
A: I'd like to get to gnaw you.
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What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service.
How do warty witches keep their hair out of place? With scare spray.
Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry? A. They're afraid of flying off the handle! Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day? A. Dayscare centers. Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? A. His ghoul friend. Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert? A. I Scream. Q. What do witches put on their hair? A. Scare spray. Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? A. Bamboo. Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make? A. Boo boos. Q. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep? A. Because of his coffin. Q. Why do mummies make excellent spies? A. They're good at keeping things under wraps. Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party? A. Because everyone was a goblin! Q. How did the ghost patch his sheet? A. With a pumpkin patch. Q. What is as sharp as a vampires fang? A. His other fang.