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    Married To A Widower

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    Joan, a widow who recently married a widower, was accosted by a friend who laughingly remarked, "I suppose, like all men who have been married before, your husband occasionally talks about his first wife?"
    "Oh, not any more," Joan replied.
    "What stopped him?" asked the friend.
    "I started talking about my next husband," replied Joan.

    An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village. They seem to hit it off; they share each other's values, enjoy the same jokes, and find pleasure in each other's company.
    After a few months, the widower asks for the hand of the widow in marriage. She appears hesitant and decided to probe her soon-to-be a little.
    "Perhaps I shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth, but... How's your health?"
    "It's OK", he answers. "I'm not getting any younger, but I don't have any major health problems. I can still enjoy life".
    "Well, then", she replies "I don't want to be a snoop, but I've got to protect myself: how are you fixed financially?"
    "So-so. I'm not rich, but I'm comfortable. You don't have to worry about me sponging off you; I can support myself".
    The little old lady blushes, and finally asks her swain -
    "And how's your sex life...."
    "Infrequently", he more...

    An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village. They seem to hit it off; they share each other's values, enjoy the same jokes, and find pleasure in each other's company.After a few months, the widower asks for the hand of the widow in marriage. She appears hesitant and decided to probe her soon-to-be a little."Perhaps I shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth, but... How's your health?""It's OK", he answers. "I'm not getting any younger, but I don't have any major health problems. I can still enjoy life"."Well, then", she replies "I don't want to be a snoop, but I've got to protect myself: how are you fixed financially?""So-so. I'm not rich, but I'm comfortable. You don't have to worry about me sponging off you; I can support myself".The little old lady blushes, and finally asks her swain - "And how's your sex life....""Infrequently", he declares.The widow ponders this for a more...

    An elderly widow and widower met in a retirement home and really seemed to hit it off. They shared the same values, enjoyed the same things in life and found pleasure in each other's company.
    Eventually, the widower took the plunge and proposed. Before accepting, the widow thought she should find out a little more about him. "I probably shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth but, how is your health?" she asked.
    "Pretty good," he replied. "I'm obviously not getting any younger, but I have no major problems and still enjoy life."
    "That's wonderful," said the widow. "I must protect myself though, so if you don't mind my asking, how are you fixed financially?"
    "By all means, I'm not a wealthy man, but I am comfortable. No need to fear, I am very capable of supporting myself," he said.
    Blushing, the widow decided to bite the bullet, "How about your sex life?"
    "Infrequently," replied more...

    A widower who never paid any attention to his wife while she was alive now found himself missing her desperately. He went to a psychic to see if he could contact his late wife. The psychic went into a trance. A strange breeze wafted through the darkened room, and suddenly, the man heard the unmistakable voice of his dearly departed wife. "Honey!" he cried. "Is that you?" "Yes, my husband." "Are you happy?" "Yes, my husband." "Happier than you were with me?" "Yes, my husband." "Then Heaven must be an amazing place!" "I'm not in Heaven, dear."

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