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    Joan

    Hot 6 years ago

    Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the town's morals, publicly accused her neighbor George of being an alcoholic because she saw his pickup truck parked outside the town's only bar. George stared at her for a moment, and said nothing. Later that evening, he parked his pickup truck in front of her house and left it there all night.

    Married To A Widower

    Hot 5 months ago

    Joan, a widow who recently married a widower, was accosted by a friend who laughingly remarked, "I suppose, like all men who have been married before, your husband occasionally talks about his first wife?"
    "Oh, not any more," Joan replied.
    "What stopped him?" asked the friend.
    "I started talking about my next husband," replied Joan.

    "Wow," said Joan after she saw that her friend got glasses.
    "You like my new glasses?", asked Peter.
    "Yep. They make you look really smart.", replied Joan.
    "I know. That's what my mom said. That's why I wear them in math class."

    A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by two of the hospital's more attractive nurses.
    While manipulating the man's body they noted that the word "tiny" was tattooed on the head of his penis.
    Some months after the man's discharge, Mary, one of the nurses, tod Joan, the other, that she had dated their former patient.
    "How could you go out with a man that had 'tiny' tattooed on his love stick?" exclaimed Joan.
    "How could I indeed!" said Mary. "It said 'tiny' when it was soft, but when aroused, it spelled:
    'Tiny's Delicatessen & Catering Service. We deliver at all times, twenty-four hours a day!!!'"

    A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by two of the hospital's more attractive nurses.While manipulating the man's body they noted that the word "tiny" was tattooed on the head of his penis.Some months after the man's discharge, Mary, one of the nurses, tod Joan, the other, that she had dated their former patient."How could you go out with a man that had 'tiny' tattooed on his love stick?" exclaimed Joan."How could I indeed!" said Mary. "It said 'tiny' when it was soft, but when aroused, it spelled:'Tiny's Delicatessen & Catering Service. We deliver at all times, twenty-four hours a day!!!'"

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