Wedding Toast Jokes

To the bride and groom - may we all be invited to your golden wedding celebrations...

Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: "Yes dear"

To the Newly Weds: May' for better or worse' be far better than worse.

To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage
... Here's to good sense of humor and a short memory!

You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.