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my home room teacher mr bowman went to new york for the weekend and when he got to his hotel he was nervous about the terriost things well he was lookin under neath the bed carpets in dores for bombs or anything well he looked underneath this one carpret and he saw a steel lid he said that he always brings tools where ever he goes so he got his screw driver and he unscrewed the lid and then he felt inside of it and there was nothin in it so he screwed the screws back on and they him and his wife went out and when they were checkin back in to their hotel the guy at the desk said how do u like ur room and he said it is ok and the guy at the desk said well the couple below you guys are at the hospital cause their shandalier fell on them and then our class started laughin and he said no for real it is true and we stopped laughin and he said it wasnt true but he scared me and my class so bad cause he had hurt some body i got you there didnt i u thought i wasnt jokin about that you thought more...

Did you hear about the girl monster who wasnt pretty and wasnt ugly? She was pretty ugly

Bill and Steve are enjoying a beer and discussing the possibility of love. "I thought I was in love three times," Bill says. "Thought?" Steve asks. "What do you mean?" "Three years ago, I cared very deeply for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me," Bill says. "Wasnt that love?" Steve asks. "No, that was obsession," Bill explains. "Then two years ago, I cared very deeply for an attractive woman who didnt understand me." "Wasnt that love?" asks Steve. "No, that was lust," Bill replies. "And just last year, I met a woman while I was on a cruise. She was gorgeous, intelligent, a great conversationalist and had a super sense of humor. Everywhere I followed her on that ship, I would get a very strange sensation in the pit of my stomach." "Well, wasnt that love," asks Steve. "No. That was motion sickness!" Bill replies.

Little Johnny wasnt very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?"After a moments reflection, Johnny said, "Canoe?"

Why wasnt Jesus born in LA?
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Ever wondered what the characters of DBZ did before they were famous? Well here's you answer. GOKU: This young Saiyan got a job at DBZ very early, but, as mentioned in the Plot Holes section, he didnt start off as the star of Dragonball. He used to be the young, slightly plump star of Pampers Nappies commercials. He made a fair bit of money in doing this, but became to old to still be able to act the roll with the full panache needed. He applied for the job at the DB audition offices, and was granted it. They used computer wizardry to create the baby Goku scenes, by using takes from the nappy commercials, and drafting in different backgrounds. GOHAN: Notice how there was a huge gap in between Dragonball and Dragonball Z? Isnt it funny how in that short time, Goku had a son, and he grew up without anyone knowing. Now of course, Gohan was new to Dragonball Z, he wasnt in it since he was a baby that would be preposterous! He was drafted in when they had a good idea for a new character, more...