Vick Jokes / Recent Jokes
The Philadelphia Eagles have actually begun selling Michael Vick jerseys for dogs. While they're at it, maybe they should sell some OJ Simpson Ginsu Knives.
Commissioner Roger Goodell says Michael Vick has to show genuine regret in order to return to the NFL. In other words, he has to act like a Detroit Lions season ticket holder.
While President Obama is fighting the health care issues, Bo the first dog will be fighting the health care issues for dog victims of Michael Vick!
Michael Vick has reportedly agreed to pay for the care of 54 pit bull dogs.
Vick stated, "If you don't take care of them, they don't fight worth crap"
Michael Vick may be in trouble already after being spotted with a vodka-pineapple drink. He could be suspended a few games by both the NFL and the Man Council.
Imprisoned quarterback Michael Vick has filed for bankruptcy protection while serving time for federal dogfighting charges. In the ultimate irony, the only transportation he can now afford is Greyhound.
Michael Vick is currently busy writing his life story. In fact, he's already on chapter 11.