Tracing Jokes / Recent Jokes

I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet... Yes - and it's a mammoth task!

A blonde and her friend were tracing their names from stencils to cut out. When they ran out of room, the blonde turned the paper over and said,"Hey, there's lots more room on this side!"

A woman who recently lost her husband had him cremated and brought his ashes home with her. Picking up his urn, she opened it and spread his ashes out over a table. Tracing her finger through his ashes, she began to talk to him.
"Dear, remember that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money."
"Sweetheart, remember that new car you promised me? Well, I also bought that with the insurance money."
"And you know that diamond and sapphire necklace you promised me? I bought that too, with the insurance money."
Still tracing her finger through the ashes, she continued, "Darling, remember that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes... "

A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out onthe counter. Then she started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "You know that fur coat you promised me Irving?" She answered by saying, "I bought it with the insurance money!"She then said, "Irving, remember that new car you promised me?" She answered again saying, "Well, I bought it with the insurance money!"Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving remember thatBlowJob I promised you? Here it comes..."

I hear youve been tracing your ancestors on the internet... Yes - and its a mammoth task!