"Promises Fulfilled" joke

A woman who recently lost her husband had him cremated and brought his ashes home with her. Picking up his urn, she opened it and spread his ashes out over a table. Tracing her finger through his ashes, she began to talk to him.
"Dear, remember that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money."
"Sweetheart, remember that new car you promised me? Well, I also bought that with the insurance money."
"And you know that diamond and sapphire necklace you promised me? I bought that too, with the insurance money."
Still tracing her finger through the ashes, she continued, "Darling, remember that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes... "

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