Torso Jokes

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    A man is at the hospital, waiting for his wife to give birth. After a while, the doctor comes out and informs the man that it's a boy, but his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The boy is just a head! The man is so excited, he doesn't care what people think. He loves his son and does everything to make him normal, takes him to his first game, etc.
    When the son turns 21, old enough for his first drink, his father takes him to a bar and orders him a drink. With his father's help, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Suddenly, a torso pops out.
    Shocked and excited, the father orders another drink for his son. As all the bar patrons watch in disbelief, out pop two arms. Even more excited, the father orders another drink for his son. The boy reaches out with his new hands, grabs the drink and guzzles it down. Out pop two legs. Everyone begins to cheer and celebrate.
    Feeling a little tipsy, the boy stands up to try out his new legs. He stumbles left and right, right more...

    A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs.
    The son is just a head!
    But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.
    After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy.
    With the entire bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.
    Swoooop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy.
    The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.
    The patrons chant "Take another drink"!
    The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.
    Swoooop! Two arms pop out! The bar goes wild.
    The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another more...

    A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar and tearfully tells the son he is proud of him. Dad orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "take another drink!" The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms pops out. The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "take another drink!" The bartender ignores the whole affair. more...

    A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head!
    But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.
    After 21 years, the son is old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.
    Swoooop! - A torso pops out!
    The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink!" But the bartender still shakes his head in dismay.
    Swoooop! - Two arms pop out.
    The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink!" The bartender more...

    A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.After 21 years, the son is old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.Swoooop! - A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink!" But the bartender still shakes his head in dismay.Swoooop! - Two arms pop out.The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink!" The bartender ignores the whole affair. By more...

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