Tin Jokes

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    First, I was going to tell you about the wooden car that I built, with a wooden engine, but it wooden go.
    Then, I built it out of steel, but it steel wooden go.
    Finally, I built it out of tin; now it tin go!
    I even put Italian tires on it. Dago through rain, dago through mud, dago through snow.
    But, when dago flat, dago Wop, Wop, Wop!

    Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin?
    No more, mom. It's empty.

    A flashlight is basically a tin can for transporting dead batteries.

    GARAGE SALE: Place an add in the classified section of your local newspaper advertising a GIGANTIC Garage Sale listing the address of your victim. Advertise televisons, cam-corder, vintage automobile, antiques, etc. Sale begins at 6 a. m. Come early!

    X-RAYS AT AIRPORTS: Purchase a large adult bedroom toy. Wrap it in a large amount of tin foil. Secretly hide it in a piece of the victims carry on luggage. As it goes through the airport x-ray machine the contents of the device will be shielded by the tin foil and will be unwrapped-inspected by airport security officials. This one will make your sides hurt from laughter, if present during the inspection. Good for both male and female victims.

    LOST KEYS: Get a hold of some old useless keys (car, house, etc) Place victim's name, phone number and $50 reward...... if found and returned. Drop the keys in one of the least desirable areas of town.

    PAPER MONEY: Write a sexually orientated solicitation message, more...

    Say out loud for full effect!

    Milburn - capital of Victoria
    Peck - to fill a suitcase
    Pissed aside - chemical which kills insects
    Pigs - for hanging out washing with
    Pump - to act as agent for prostitute
    Pug - large animal with a curly tail
    Nin tin dough - computer game
    Munner stroney - soup
    Min - male of the species
    Mess Kara - eye makeup
    McKennock - person who fixes cars
    Mere - Mayor
    Leather - foam produced from soap
    Lift - departed
    Kiri Pecker - famous Australian businessman
    Kittle crusps - potato chips
    Ken's - Cairns
    Jumbo - pet name for someone called Jim
    Jungle Bills - Christmas carol
    Inner me - enemy
    Guess - vapour
    Fush - marine creatures
    Fitter cheney - type of pasta
    Ever cardeau - avocado
    Fear hear - blonde
    Ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen
    Ear roebucks - exercise at the gym
    Duffy cult - not easy
    Amejen - visualise
    Day old more...

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