Thunder Jokes / Recent Jokes
A little girl walked daily to and from school. Though the weather one morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made the daily trek to the elementary school. As the day progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and lightning. The mother was worried that her daughter would be frightened walking back home from school, and she herself feared the electrical storm might cause her harm. Following each roar of the thunder, lightning would cut through the sky like a flaming sword. Being very concerned, the mother got into her car and drove along the route to the school. Soon she saw her small child walking along. The thunder would boom, and then, at each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look and smile. One followed another, each time with her child stopping, looking up at the streak of light and smiling. Finally, the mother called out and asked, "Honey, what are you doing?" Her little girl answered, "God keeps taking pictures of me!"
- You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind.- When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.- When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting.- While the earth seems to be knowingly keeping its distance from the sun, it is really only centrificating.- Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime.- A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.- Many dead animals of the past changed to fossils, others preferred to be oil.- Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there.- Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I have never been able to make out the numbers.- We say the cause of more...
A man went to the psychiatrist because he had a fear of thunder. "Doc, I don`t know what to do," said the man.
The doctor replied, "That`s ridiculous. Thunder is a natural phenomenon “ nothing to be afraid of. Whenever you hear thunder, do like I do: Put your head under the pillow and it will go away."
thunder is just chuck norris farting
Apparently from students who didn't study...
The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top, and you sit on the bottom.
It is so hot in some places that people there have to live in other places.
Momentum is something you give a person when they go away.
Mushrooms always grow in damp places which is why they look like umbrellas.
The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.
The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.
Thunder is a rich source of loudness.
Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun, but I never have been able to make out the numbers.
When planets run around and around in circles, we say they are orbiting. When people do it, we say they are crazy.
One of the main causes of dust is DIRT.
A monsoon is a French gentleman.
To keep milk from turning sour, keep it in more...
His wife's grave side service was just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance.
The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said,' Well, she's there...'
The law of gravity says no fair jumping up without coming back down. You can listen to thunder and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind.
Someday, we may discover how to make magnets that can point in any direction. A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wantsto go.
There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered.
There is a tremendous weight pushing down on the center of the Earth because so many people are stomping around up there these days.
Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don't, why you should.
Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there.
The cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.
I'm not sure how clouds are formed, but clouds know how to do it, andthat's the important thing. Water more...