The View Jokes / Recent Jokes

BusinessWeek has released the much awaited “Most affordable housing in America”. First was any housing within’ shouting distance of Rosie O’Donnell.
Second and slightly more expensive is any of the appliance boxes tucked under the highway overpasses.

Apparently the scientists stumbled onto the set of ‘The View’.

As it turns out it was just Joan Rivers waiting in a cab.

The Guard will be redeployed to the set of The View.

Recently when Joan needed a blood transfusion it was determined she had the rarest blood type a human can have, Botox Positive.

In a daring escape, a pig withstood repeated shocks from handlers' and police officers' tazers and escaped the slaugherhouse. After a brief foray into the Green Bay area, authorities captured the pig near the Appleton Starbucks. Having witnessed the pig's persistence and character, the slaugherhouse refused to "process" the porker.
ABC subsequently hired it as new co-host for "The View." Congratulations, "Rosie!"

Rosie O'Donnell says she's sorry for mocking spoken Chinese on "The View," but journalists from diverse ethnic backgrounds, including Chinese American, say it wasn't enough.
The Chinese representative stated: "China is a growing superpower that may overtake the U.S. in economic dominance."
Adding: "Fifty years from now we'll have her upside down with a f*cking chopstick in her ass!"