Rosie Jokes

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    Subway Series School

    Hot 5 years ago

    On the first day of school, a teacher asked her class, "Who here is a Mets fan?" Every student knew that she loved the Mets, so they replied bye raising their hands, except for one girl, Rosie. The teacher asked, "Who do you like, little girl?" Rosie replied, "I'm a Yankees fan and I hate the Mets."The teacher asked why and Rosie told her that her parents were Yankees fans, so she was too. The teacher said to the class, "So if Rosie's parents were idiots, what would that make her?" Rosie chimed in, "A Mets fan!!!"

    Rosie Said What?

    Hot 8 months ago

    Chinese Americans are upset that Rosie O'Donnell said "Ching Chong" on "The View." Barbara Walters lamented, "Star Jones never would have said that, n*ggers aren't that stupid."

    your mamma so fat makes rosie odonald look skinny.

    The madam of a bawdy house answered the ring of the bell and, on opening the door, she found standing there on the threshold, an ancient, bearded gentleman in rabbi's garb.
    "May I come in?" asked the rabbi gently in an aged, quavering voice.
    Feeling a little confused, the madam said, "But rabbi, surely you must be in the wrong place. Here is where we-"
    "I know what you do here," interrupted the rabbi. "you don't think I came here for chopped liver, do you? Bring on the girls."
    Still confused, but understanding her professional duties, the madam had several girls line up. The rabbi tottered from one to another until he reached Rose, a large redhead with enormous breasts. He looked at her with appreciation and pointed,
    "Good! I'll take those."
    The rabbi paid out the necessary sum and Rosie led him upstairs. She helped him off with his coat and hung it up carefully on the nail on the door. Then she helped him off more...

    Rosie O'Donnell says she's sorry for mocking spoken Chinese on "The View," but journalists from diverse ethnic backgrounds, including Chinese American, say it wasn't enough.
    The Chinese representative stated: "China is a growing superpower that may overtake the U.S. in economic dominance."
    Adding: "Fifty years from now we'll have her upside down with a f*cking chopstick in her ass!"

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