Sunita Jokes

Sunita was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but she always started reading from the middle.
A friend of hers asked why she did so?"
It's doubly interesting", said Sunita. "TO start from the middle keeps one curiousity not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning"

A SRI LANKAN MOTHER comes to visit her son Sunil who lives
with a female roommate naming Sunita, for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother could not help but notice how pretty Sunil's, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Sunil and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Sunil volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Sunita came to Sunil saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he
sat down and wrote:
Dear Mom,

I'm not saying that you' did' take the more...

Santa, the biology teacher, called on Neha, "Can you tell me the part of the body that, under the right conditions, expands to six times it's normal size, and state the conditions."
Neha gasped and said in a huff, "Why, Sir? That is an inappropriate question and my parents are going to hear of it when I get home!" She sat down, red-faced.
"Sunita, can you tell me the answer?" asked Santa.
"The pupil of the eye, under dark conditions" said Sunita.
"Correct. Now Neha, I have three things to say to you. First, you have not studied your lesson. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, you are going to be disappointed someday!"