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    A Sri Lankan is calmly having his breakfast when an American, typically chewing gum, sits down beside him. The Sri Lankan ignores the American who begins to chat:

    The American: Do you eat that bread-entirely?
    The Sri Lankan: Of course!
    The American: We do not. We only eat the inner part, the crust is put in a container, later processed, transformed into flour and then sold to Sri Lanka. The Sri Lankan says nothing.
    The American continues: Do you eat this jelly with the bread?
    The Sri Lankan repeats: Of course.
    The American: We do not. We eat our fresh fruits for breakfast; we keep all the peels and seeds in the containers. Later we process it, and transform it into jelly and then we sell it to Sri Lanka.

    The Sri Lankan asks: And what do you do with the condoms after you use them?
    The American: We throw them away, of course!
    The Sri Lankan: We do not. We keep them in containers, process them, transform them in to chewing gum and more...

    There was three guys one of them was a Sri lankan guy.
    when the wight man said that in thier country that when they
    dick about 500 feet underground they found telephone wire so he
    said that they have used telephone longe time ago. but the Black man
    said that when they dick 700 feet they found telephone wires so
    they have used telephone long long time ago. But the Sri Lankan
    guy said that when in our country we dick more that 1000 feet and
    we couldn't found any wires so we should have used handphone
    very very long time ago.

    What do you call Shahan, a Sri Lankan with a wooden leg?
    Shit on a stick!!
    What do u call Shahan, a Sri Lankan with 2 wooden legs?
    A waste of wood!!
    How Long did it take the mother of the Sri Lankan to shit....
    in the case of the person already mentioned??
    9 months!!
    Why don't they teach sex education... and driving in Sri Lanka on the same day??
    They don't want to wear out the camel.

    Silly Sri Lankan Joke - posted by MLL E-mail:
    Once a foreigner came to Sri Lanka. There were mosquitoes, so he bought a mosquito net os he could sleep w/out deling w/ buzzing mosquitoes. The 1st night, he slept well. the 2nd night, there were fireflies hovering above his mosquito net. He panicked & ran screaming into the night saying,"Oh my gods, Sri Lankan mosqitoes carry lanterns!!!!!!!!!"
    Premadasa Joke - posted by unknown E-mail:
    premadasa went to the opening ceromny of the
    auditorium at ladies college
    having exited looking at the chicks
    he started the speech saying
    I have never seen hall like ladies hall

    IT HURTS... BUT IT'S TRUE.....
    >Q. Who is the best Sri Lankan batsman on the current tour?
    >A. Muttiah Muralitharan
    >Q. What is the height of optimism?
    >A. A Sri Lankan batsman putting on sunscreen.
    >Q. What would Glenn McGrath be if he was Sri Lankan?
    >A. An all-rounder.
    >Q. What is the main function of the Sri Lankan coach?
    >A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
    >Q. Why is Upul Chandana the unluckiest bowler on tour?
    >A. Because he was born in Sri Lanka.
    >Q. What's the Sri Lankan version of a hat-trick?
    >A. Three runs in three balls.
    >Q. What's the Sri Lankan version of a maiden over?
    >A. Sarita Rajendran now De Silva (Aravinda's wife).
    >Q. When does the ball travel at its fastest in this world cup?
    >A. An Eric Upashantha delivery flying towards the boundary.
    >Q. Why don't Sri Lankan more...

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