Lankan Jokes

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    There was three guys one of them was a Sri lankan guy.
    when the wight man said that in thier country that when they
    dick about 500 feet underground they found telephone wire so he
    said that they have used telephone longe time ago. but the Black man
    said that when they dick 700 feet they found telephone wires so
    they have used telephone long long time ago. But the Sri Lankan
    guy said that when in our country we dick more that 1000 feet and
    we couldn't found any wires so we should have used handphone
    very very long time ago.

    What do you call Shahan, a Sri Lankan with a wooden leg?
    Shit on a stick!!
    What do u call Shahan, a Sri Lankan with 2 wooden legs?
    A waste of wood!!
    How Long did it take the mother of the Sri Lankan to shit....
    in the case of the person already mentioned??
    9 months!!
    Why don't they teach sex education... and driving in Sri Lanka on the same day??
    They don't want to wear out the camel.
    Shahen.....
    WE LOVE YA MAN!

    Silly Sri Lankan Joke - posted by MLL E-mail:
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    Once a foreigner came to Sri Lanka. There were mosquitoes, so he bought a mosquito net os he could sleep w/out deling w/ buzzing mosquitoes. The 1st night, he slept well. the 2nd night, there were fireflies hovering above his mosquito net. He panicked & ran screaming into the night saying,"Oh my gods, Sri Lankan mosqitoes carry lanterns!!!!!!!!!"
    {;^D
    MLL
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    Premadasa Joke - posted by unknown E-mail:
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    premadasa went to the opening ceromny of the
    auditorium at ladies college
    having exited looking at the chicks
    he started the speech saying
    I have never seen hall like ladies hall

    IT HURTS... BUT IT'S TRUE.....
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    >Q. Who is the best Sri Lankan batsman on the current tour?
    >A. Muttiah Muralitharan
    >
    >Q. What is the height of optimism?
    >A. A Sri Lankan batsman putting on sunscreen.
    >
    >Q. What would Glenn McGrath be if he was Sri Lankan?
    >A. An all-rounder.
    >
    >Q. What is the main function of the Sri Lankan coach?
    >A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
    >
    >Q. Why is Upul Chandana the unluckiest bowler on tour?
    >A. Because he was born in Sri Lanka.
    >
    >Q. What's the Sri Lankan version of a hat-trick?
    >A. Three runs in three balls.
    >
    >Q. What's the Sri Lankan version of a maiden over?
    >A. Sarita Rajendran now De Silva (Aravinda's wife).
    >
    >Q. When does the ball travel at its fastest in this world cup?
    >A. An Eric Upashantha delivery flying towards the boundary.
    >
    >Q. Why don't Sri Lankan more...

    Q. Who is the best Sri Lankan batsman on the current tour?
    A. Muttiah Muralitharan

    Q. What is the height of optimism?
    A. A Sri Lankan batsman putting on sunscreen.

    Q. What is the main function of the Sri Lankan coach?
    A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.

    Q. What's the Sri Lankan version of a hat-trick?
    A. Three runs in three balls.

    Q. Why don't Sri Lankan fielders need pre-tour travel injections?
    A. Because they never catch anything.

    Q. What's the Sri Lankan version of LBW?
    A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.

    Q. What do you call an Sri Lankan with 100 runs against his name?
    A. A bowler.

    Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Sri Lankan
    batsmen?
    A. The walk back to the pavilion.

    Q. Who has the easiest job in the Sri Lankan touring party?
    A. The guy who removes the ball marks from the bats.

    Q. Why did Nawaz more...

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