Sunil Jokes

IT is the latest model fridge in India, completely frost-free and all that,' said Anil Babu, the proud owner, to his friend Sunil Babu.
Sunil Babu smiled.' You have seen my 20-year-old fridge. It is still in good working condition and of late, it has became frost-free like yours,' he said.
'But that is incredible!'
'Nothing is impossible these days. Electric supply by DESU is favourable. Before ice is formed in the fridge, the current goes off. This on-off continues all the day, every day of the week, so much so, that all the fridges in our locality, old and new alike, have developed this High-Tech Frost-Free ability.'

A SRI LANKAN MOTHER comes to visit her son Sunil who lives
with a female roommate naming Sunita, for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother could not help but notice how pretty Sunil's, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Sunil and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Sunil volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Sunita came to Sunil saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he
sat down and wrote:
Dear Mom,

I'm not saying that you' did' take the more...

Sunil Babu and Anil Babu approached Santa and Banta's ad agency for a write-up on their new hair dryer to be marketed soon.
'You know the ladies are so fastidious. Your write-up should be both appealing and persuasive,' they said.
After two days, Santa and Banta brought the write-up.' Look here, you beautiful ladies, young and old! This hair dryer will charm your hair no end After the very first attempt, the result will be absolutely first class, so much so that your hair will love the machine for a permanent bond. If this does not happen, don't lose hope. Please make a second attempt and get a second class result. If you are still not satisfied, kindly make a third attempt and get a very satisfying third class result.'
To make it more attractive Anil Babu and Sunil Babu decided to add,' If you are satisfied, please tell us and if you are not, please tell others.'

1) TV'S GALORE
Udurawana is buying a TV."Do you have colour TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
2) Flying High
Udurawana calls Air Lanka.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a second," says the rep.
"Thank you." says the Udurawana and cuts the line.
3) EMPLOYMENT.
Udurawana was filling up an application form
for a job. He filled the columns titled NAME, AGE,
ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary
Expected: After much thought he wrote: Yes
4) CROCODILE BOOTS.
Udurawana proposes to a woman. She says yes if you
bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off
to Africa and disappears. Finally a search team
found him hunting a huge crocodiles. He walks
over to the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims
"70th damn croc and this bugger is also barefeet!"
5) Thermos
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