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A study found that students who consumed more than the equivalent of seven cups of instant coffee a day were three times more likely to have hallucinations compared to people on a single daily cup.
Starbucks officials stated that their $5.50 Venti Americano is just an illusion.

I saw a woman breast-feeding at Starbucks the other day. I admit, I was moved. I mean, to be there for that kid's first latte. I was so impressed, I got in line... She poured me a grande. A little foamy, but delicious...

Starbucks is now welcoming customers with a new promise, "Your drink should be perfect every time. If not, let us know and we'll make it right."

A Starbucks spokesman said the promise is part of an effort by the coffee retailer to, "torture their employees."

Starbucks has donated 500 million dollars to Stem Cell Research, in hopes of finding a way to install a Starbucks in everyones head. Until that time they will just continue putting one on every block around the world.