Infested Jokes

Some Starbucks in NY have been found to be infested by mice and roaches. A spokesman for the coffee chain says they have a solution to the problem. Now on the menu:Mint Mice Mochachino and Caramel Roach Coolata.
Another article says that Starbucks is also infested with laptop-carrying idiots willing to overpay for a halfass cup of coffee.