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Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.

So today it cost me $30.00 to fill up only half my tank. It doesn't even cost Han Solo that much to fill up the Falcon--Mainly because our currency is based on the U.S. dollar where as in the Star Wars universe their currency is based on the Galactic Credit, or the Imperial Credit. It really all depends on what era we are basing this off of.

The brown hooded cloak worn by Obi-Wan Kenobi in the "Star Wars" films sold for $104,000 to an anonymous telephone bidder Tuesday at an auction of movie and TV memorabilia.

In a related story, the original, 24 carat gold plated Jar Jar Binks mask is still unsold on Ebay at a price of $1.75

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The United Postal Service will help promote "Star Wars' " 30th anniversary by dressing the street mailboxes like R2-D2. Additionally to celebrate "Saturday Night Fever's" 30th anniversay all mail carriers will put on their "boogie shooes" just to boogie with you.

I first saw "The Empire Strikes Back" as a child and thought, "Yoda is eight hundred years old...what a Jedi!" Now that I am an adult, I can't help thinking, "Eight hundred years...his 401K must be incredible."