"Real father" joke

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Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

Wise men talk because they have something to say, Fools talk because they have to say something.

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

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