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    Titanic is big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive.
    Ewoks throw better parties than either first class or steerage.
    Yoda could use the Force to lift Titanic out of the water.
    Sure, Leo can dance, but can he fly an X-wing?
    Han is frozen in carbonite and turned into a wall ornament. Leo simply freezes.
    Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom fighter, and Jedi material; Rose is simply marriage bait.
    Rose braves icy water to rescue her man. Leia braves Jabba the Hut.
    We know Cal is the bad guy because he sneers at the poor and treats his fianc

    Top 10 Reasons Star Trek Is Better Than Star Wars 10. Deanna Troi discarded the bun after one season. Princess Leia still has those donut braids. 9. Worf's speech is at least intelligible, but Harrison Ford has to translate for Chewbacca. 8. Star Trek villains do NOT have asthma. 7. Star Wars spawned "Battlestar Galactica." The worst Star Trek ever did was "Babylon Five." 6. Spock--' nuff said. 5. Star Trek-- the first space shuttle. Star Wars-- a hare-brained nuclear defense system. 4. Kirk met "God" and told him off; Sisko met Q and decked him flat; Luke Skywalker met Yoda and was speechless. 3. Star Wars androids look like electronic trash cans on wheels. Star Trek androids look like some people's ideal in masculine beauty. 2. Star Wars: Princess Leia. Star Trek: Lt. Uhura, Nurse Chapel, Yeo. Rand, Lt. Saavik, Cmr. Troi, Dr. Crusher, Lt. Yar, Ens. Ro, Dr. Pulaski, Nurse Ogawa, Amb. K'ehleyr, Amb. Lwaxana Troi, Maj. Kira, Lt. Dax, Kai Winn, Lursa, more...

    21 Reasons Why Star Wars Is Better Than Titanic"
    1. The Titanic is big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive.
    2. Yoda could use the Force to lift Titanic out of the water.
    3. Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom fighter, and Jedi material; Rose is just marriage bait.
    4. Ewoks throw better parties than either first class or steerage.
    5. When flying towards the Titanic, Wedge can't say, "Look at the size of that thing!" and really mean it.
    6. It would be much scarier to get chased around the boat by a raving madman with a lightsaber as opposed to a handgun.
    7. Titanic is egalitarian by portraying poor people as sympathetic characters.
    Star Wars is egalitarian by promoting bug-eyed amphibians to Admiral.
    8. Said bug-eyed amphibious Admiral manages NOT to lose his ship.
    9. We know Cal is the bad guy because he sneers at the poor and treats his fiancee like property. We know Darth Vader is the bad guy because he strangles people and more...

    Titanic is big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive.
    Ewoks throw better parties than either first class or steerage.
    Yoda could use the Force to lift Titanic out of the water.
    Sure, Leo can dance, but can he fly an X-wing?
    Han is frozen in carbonite and turned into a wall ornament. Leo simply freezes.
    Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom fighter, and Jedi material; Rose is simply marriage bait.
    Rose braves icy water to rescue her man. Leia braves Jabba the Hut.
    We know Cal is the bad guy because he sneers at the poor and treats his fianc

    AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) Star Wars Character: Darth Vader Vader can be cruel and torment people who disagree with him but deep down there is a peace-loving, friendly side to him. He has a knack for inflicting pain on people and he uses his intellect during battle.
    PISCES (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20) Star Wars Character: Lando Lando is the typical character with his head in the clouds. He is self-sacrificing but may be too passive to stand up to Vader. He became fairly pessimistic when put under pressure. He also poses as a chameleon wanting to change his scenery on occasion.
    ARIES (March 21 - April 19) Star Wars Character: The Emperor The Emperor has demonstrated his liking to inflict pain on people just as people born under the sign Aries often do. He feels he is at the center of the universe and he must be in control. He enjoys being a leader and his aggression and quick-tempered attitude also helps him with this.
    TAURUS (April 20 - May 20) Star Wars Character: Chewbacca more...

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