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    Be more concerned about your character than about your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think of you.

    Defamation of character

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    A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined.
    After the trial he asked the judge, Does this mean that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?"
    The judge said that was true.
    "Does this mean I cannot call a pig, 'Mrs. Johnson'?" the man asked. The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig 'Mrs. Johnson' with no fear of legal action.
    The man looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said...
    "Good afternoon, Mrs. Johnson!"

    A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined.After the trial he asked the judge, Does this mean that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?"The judge said that was true."Does this mean I cannot call a pig, 'Mrs. Johnson'?" the man asked. The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig 'Mrs. Johnson' with no fear of legal action.The man looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said..."Good afternoon, Mrs. Johnson!"

    A woman was suing a man for defamation of character, charging that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined.
    After the trial, he asked the Judge, "Does this mean that I can't call Miss Stuart a pig? The Judge said that was accurate.
    "Does this also mean that I can't call a pig 'Miss Stuart'?" the man asked. The Judge told the man that he could indeed call a pig 'Miss Stuart' with no fear of legal action.
    The man then looked Miss Stuart directly in the eye and said, "Good afternoon, Miss Stuart!"

    I am thy DOS, thou shall have no OS before me, unless Bill Gates
    gets a cut of the profits therefrom.
    Thy DOS is a character based, single user, single tasking,
    standalone operating system. Thou shall not attempt to make DOS
    network, multitask, or display a graphical user interface, for that
    would be a gross hack.
    Thy hard disk shall never have more than 1024 sectors. You don't
    need that much space anyway.
    Thy application program and data shall all fit in 640K of RAM.
    After all, it's ten times what you had on a CP/M machine. Keep holy
    this 640K of RAM, and clutter it not with device drivers, memory
    managers, or other things that might make thy computer useful.
    Thou shall use the one true slash character to separate thy
    directory path. Thou shall learn and love this character, even though
    it appears on no typewriter keyboard, and is unfamiliar.
    Standardization on where that character is located on a computer
    keyboard is more...

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