Skunks Jokes

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew!

Two little skunks called In and Out were playing in the woods.
Out went home, and his mother said, "Where's In?, go and get him, there's a good boy."
So Out went back into the woods and returned shortly with his brother. "That's a good boy," said Mother skunk, "How did you find him so quickly?" "Easy," said the little skunk, "In stinked. ..."

Q. What do you call two skunks having a 69?
A. Odor Eaters

Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?" "Let us spray!" replied the other.

Whats a skunks favourite game in school? Show and smell!