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    Poetic Love Letter

    Hot 1 year ago

    A Collegian was deeply in love with a foreign girl,
    whom he wanted to marry, but he did not have the
    courage to talk to her in person. so he decided to
    go home and with the aid of a dictionary, wrote a
    letter of proposal to her.
    this is what he wrote. .....
    my darling
    most worthy of your estimation, after a long
    consideration and much meditation, i have a strong
    inclination to become your relation.
    as to my educational qualification, it is no
    exaggeration or fabrication, that i have passed my
    matriculation, no doubt without any hesitation and
    very little concentrated preparation. what you say
    to the solemnization of our marriage celebration
    according to the population of the present generation.
    on your approbation of this application,
    i shall make preparation to improve my situation,
    and if such obligation is worthy of consideration
    and commiseration, it will be an augmentation of more...

    The fallen

    Hot 7 years ago

    In a certain church, the priest found out that the members made frequent confessions of having sex or committing adultery so much that he openly decided on a coded line to be used by the members to make this confession.The line was "I have fallen". Pretty soon, a new priest was brought to the church.
    This man of God knew nothing about the code.At a general meeting of Presbyters, he told the elders of many members complaining of falling when they came for confessions and asked if the pavements and floors could be redone to arrest the situation.At this, one of the prominent elders burped into an uncontrollable round of laughter.The priest thinking this man was not taking the matter seriously, looked sternly at the man and remarked,"Well Mr Arthur, if you dont care about others falling, today is a Wednesday and to tell you the truth, your wife has fallen thrice since Monday, which means she falls at least once a day.Who knows, it may increase to ten times if situation more...

    Mermaid

    Hot 3 years ago

    On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons.
    Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the family's only cow was lying dead in the field. The situation looked hopeless to her - how could she possibly continue to feed her family now?
    In a depressed state of mind, she hung herself. When the husband awoke to find his wife dead, as well as the cow, he too began to see the hopelessness of the situation, and he shot himself in the head.
    Now the oldest son woke up to discover his parents dead (and the cow!), and he decided to go down to the river and drown himself.
    When he got to the river, he discovered a mermaid sitting on the bank. She said, "I've seen all and know the reason for your despair. But if you will have sex with me five times in a row, I will restore your parents and the cow to you."
    The son agreed to try, but after four times, he was simply unable to more...

    Ethics Test

    Hot 6 years ago

    This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. No one else will know, so you won't be fooling anyone but yourself if you give anything but a truthful answer. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember, your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please read slowly and thoughtfully, giving due consideration to each line.Here's the situation:You are in Florida; Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of Biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster.The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.Suddenly you more...

    Naughty Parrot

    Hot 5 years ago

    An young lady inherited a very beautiful parrot when her Aunt died. The girl was surprised to find out that her Aunt had been a very successful Madam and was well known for her sexual appetite. When she got the bird home she soon learned that the bird had quite a vocabulary and that she ended each string of words with the phrase, "I'm a whore." Well the girl was engaged to the son of a preacher and knew that she couldn't keep the bird around once she got married so she discussed the situation with her soon to be husband, after giving the situation some thought he brought the problem to his father. The preacher informed the son that he had a couple of little old ladies in his congregation who also had parrots and that these particular birds spent all of their time in prayer. He called the old ladies and explained the situation. The old ladies invited him to bring the bird to them and felt sure that the naughty bird would benefit from the exposure to the Holy birds. Soon the more...

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