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A blonde just bought a new $80,000 sports car. She was driving it for the first time when a very large truck driver motions for her to pull over.
A little afraid, she does as shes told. The truck driver draws a white circle with chalk and tells the blonde to get out of her car and stand in the circle and dont move.
She does as shes told, and the truck driver gets out a knife and starts cutting her leather seats.
She starts laughing. The truck driver asks, "Why are you laughing?"
She just kept laughing, so the truck driver starts pouring gas all over her seats.
The blonde starts cracking up, and he asks, "Why are you laughing?"
She just kept laughing, so the truck driver pulled out his knife again and pops all her tires, she starts laughing histarically. He asks, "Why are you laughing?" She answers, " Well, when you werent looking I stepped out of the circle three times..."

Worried because they hadnt heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs. Silver said to her son, "Timmy, would you go next door and see how old Mrs. Kirkland is?"A few minutes later, Timmy returned."Well," asked Mrs. Silver, "is she all right?""Shes fine, except that shes angrywith you.""With me?" the woman exclaimed. "Whatever for?""She said Its none of your business how old she is," snickered Timmy.

What does a witch get if shes a poor traveler? Broom sick.

Shes the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they cant believe it the first time.

Your mums so fat shes taller lying down than she is standing up

Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by? The first one said, "I wonder whether shes a natural blonde or a bleached blonde." Her friend said, "Shes a suicide blonde."The other said, "Suicide blonde? Whats that?"The friend said, "Dyed by her own hand!"

A blonde walks into a casino and goes up to the craps table. She tells the dealers she wants to bet $10 000 on a single roll of the dice. The dealers figure that since shes a blonde, she must not know what shes doing, so they allow her to place the bet.
Then the blonde starts to strip. The dealers ask her what shes doing and she replies, "I'm luckier when I'm naked. Hope ya don't mind."
So she rolls the dice and jumps up and down screaming, "I WON! I WON! YAY!"
She hugs the dealers and picks up her chips and clothes and jumps excitedly away.
While enjoying the view of the blonde jumping away, the second dealer leans over and whispers to the first dealer, "What'd she roll?"
The first dealer says, "What? I wasn't checking, I thought you were checking."