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yuor mommas so fat shes got more chins than a hong kong phonebook

Do you like your new baby sister? Shes all right. Do you play with her? No, and we cant even send her back because shes been here more than 28 days.

Shes so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.

Yo mama so fat she looks like shes smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo mama so fat shes got her own area code!