Seller Jokes / Recent Jokes

Two elderly priests and a young novitiate were at the railway station to buy train tickets to Pittsburgh.
The young lady selling tickets was very pretty, and was wearing a rather low-cut dress which showed her ample mammaries to great advantage.
The novitiate approached the ticket booth and said, "Three tickets to Tittsville, please." "How dare you?" remonstrated the ticket seller.
The young novitiate blushes and retires in confusion, so one of the priests says, "Allow me. Three pickets to Tittsburgh, and please may I have the change in nipples an dimes."
He also retreats in embarrasment, so the eldest priest attempts to calm the now angry ticket seller.
"Three tickets to Pittsburgh, please, and you should cover up more than you are, or Saint Finger is going to shake his peter at you!"

A man went to the wine seller's at midnight to buy wine. The wine seller, hearing several knocks at the door, said without opening it: "Just throw in your coppers through the crack in the door." "But," inquired the man, "how are you going to get the wine out?" "Through the crack," was the reply. At that the man laughed. "I'm not joking," said the wine seller," you see, my wine here is quite thin. "

Ned: What does your Dad sell?
Ed: Salt.
Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too.
Ed: Shake.

Do You Really Sell That Much Salt? A Man Asks To A Sardar Who Is Running A Grocery Shop Stocked With Thousands Of Boxes Of Salt.
"No " Says The Sardar. "I Sell May Be Two Boxes A Month. To Tell You The Truth, I'm Not A Good Salt Seller. But The One Who Sell Me Salt-Now He's A Good Salt Seller."

what is the difference between a crack seller and a whore???
a crack seller sells crack and uses it all up
but a whore whashes her crack and sells it angin!!!