Scooter Jokes

AN assistant working with a foreign concern applied tor a loan to buy a scooter as he had to travel more than thirty kilometres per day and change three buses to reach office. Management took a sympathetic view and sanctioned the loan tor purchase of scooter on the condition that it the assistant failed to pay the monthly instalments to clear the loan, the scooter purchased would be impounded by the company.
The assistant then applied for a loan to build a house. The management again sanctioned the amount required with the condition that it he failed to pay back the amount in monthly instalments, his property would be impounded by the company.
Now that the assistant had a scooter and a newly constructed house, he felt he could take a wife and applied for another loan for marriage expenses. It was granted with similar condition that it he failed to pay monthly instalments, the goods acquired by the loan would be impounded by the company.
The assistant acquired a wife. more...

Three men who died the same day were presented before God. The almighty showed particular interest in their sex life. The first one replied that he never had an affair before or after he was married. God granted him a chauffeur-driven Cadillac. The second man admitted he had some affairs before he was married but none afterwards. God gave him an Ambassador car. The third man confessed to having had lots of affairs. God gave him a scooter. A few days later the man with the scooter saw the fellow with the chauffeur-driven Cadillac sitting by the roadside and crying. The scooterist asked him, why was he upset. Replied the Cadillac owner, "I've just seen my wife ride past on a bicycle."

TWO pandits riding on a scooter were stopped by a Punjab police constable. "Don't you know riding on the pillion is forbidden in the Punjab?" asked the constable, "I am going to challan you."
The pandits pleaded their innocence of rules but he refused to let them go. Very exasperated the pandit who was driving the scooter replied, "All right, Ishwar is with us. Do what you like."
"In that case, I'll challan you for having two on the pillion behind you."

One Day Evening A Sardarji Starts From Office To Home With Pushing His Scooter Manually. He Met His Friend On The Way...

Friend: Why Are You Pushing Your Scooter Manually? Sardarji:' I Forgot To Bring The Scooter Key From My Home. Friend:' Is It!

Then, How Did You Come To Office From Home In The Morning?' Sardarji:' I Was Pushing My Scooter From Home To Office Also In The Morning.

"Scooter Libby, who got indicted, has set up a legal defense fund to help pay his legal bills. It's pretty good, for a $1,000 donation you get a hand-written thank you note and the name of a CIA agent." --Jay Leno

"Libby was indicted on two counts of obstruction of justice, three counts of perjury, and one count of not being as smart as Karl Rove." --Jon Stewart

"What did Scooter Libby say when he bumped into President Bush at the White House?. .. Pardon me." --Jay Leno

"Outside the courthouse, Libby's lawyer said all he wants to do is clear his client's good name. I don't know, Scooter? Is that a good name?" --Jay Leno

"Vice President Dick Cheney's former assistant, Scooter Libby, pleaded not guilty to the Yeah, the weird thing is since his name is Scooter, he's being tried in juvenile court." --Conan O'Brien

"Dick Cheney's right-hand man Scooter Libby has been indicted. By more...