Sardars Jokes / Recent Jokes

19 Sardars went to watch a film.
On being questioned about the big group, they replied that the film was only for above 18...

One fine morning a sardar goes for a ride in his car. He is enjoying his
ride when suddenly he sees another sardarji in the middle of a field
rowing a boat.
Puzzled he stops the car and standing at the edge of the road screams,
"what are you doing rowing a boat in a field?".
The sardarji answers "it is an ocean of wheat and i am rowing a boat in
the ocean."
The sardar angrily says "it is because of sardars like you we have a bad
name. If only i knew to swim i would have come there and beaten you up".

One day many sardars moving thru a road in Punjab by carrying a deadbody of a sardar, but with lot of celebration, singing bella bella, and with music band etc.. so a non sardarji asked one sardar why you are celebrating so much, instead you must be sad bcoz one of your brother is dead. so sardarji replied, no no no, we must celebrate this at our best, bcoz this is the first time a sardar is dead due to BRAIN TUMOR. and saying that he start dancing, singing bella bella

Two Sardars Went Into A Pub And After Ordering Two
Drinks Took Some Sandwiches Out Of Their Pockets And Started To Eat Them.
"You Can't Eat Your Own Sandwiches In Here," Complained The Pub-Owner.
So The Two Sardars Exchanged Their Sandwiches.

Once all the Sardars get disgusted about the large number of jokes that are cracked about them and so they come together in an auditorium to prove to the world that aren`t that silly after all. They call upon one sardar and ask him, "What is 10 plus 10?" After thinking for some time sardarji replies, "25!" The officials to whom they want to prove get disgusted but thousands of sardars in the auditorium start shouting, "Give him another chance!" So the officials ask him again, "What is 5 plus 5?" The sardar replies after thinking for awhile, "30!" Again there`s shouting from the audience, "Give him another chance!" Another question is posed, "What is 2 plus 2?" The sardarji replies after much thought, "4!" Again there is the voice of a thousand shouts, "Give him another chance!