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    A guy buys a new Rolls Royce, and is driving it home. He stops at a red light about two blocks from his house when a crapy looking Yugo pulls up next to him. The guy in the Yugo sticks his head out of the window and yells out "Hey thats a sweet lookin car!"
    The guy driving the Rolls, rolls down the window and shows a proud smile. The Yugo guy screams out "Did it come with a tv like my Yugo?" The Rolls guy, kind of flustered that his luxury car didnt have a tv, made a U-Turn and drove back to the dealership and made them install the grandest $5000 tv they had. A few days later, the Rolls driver is waiting at a stop sign when the Yugo guy drives up next to him. The Rolls guy starts bragging about the new $5000 20" tv in his car. The yugo guy inquires with a smile, if the Rolls came with leather heated seats like his Yugo. The Rolls guy, mad at the fact that his car didnt, drives back to the dealership and makes them install the finest seats $10,000 can more...

    A sardarji and his wife are traveling by car from delhi to mumbai. After Almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and They decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, But they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.

    When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for Rs. 5000/- the sardarji explodes and demands to know why the charge is so High.
    He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't Worth rs. 5000/-. When the clerk tells him rs. 5000/- is the standard rate, the man insists On speaking to the manager.

    The manager appears, listens to the sardarji, And then explains that the hotel has an olympic-sized pool and a huge Conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use.

    But we didn't use them", the sardarji complains.
    Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the manager. He more...

    A man walks into a New York bank, and says he's going to Europe for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000. For collateral, he offers his new Rolls Royce.

    The bank is satisfied and parks it in their secured underground garage. Two weeks later to the day, the man returns to the bank, repays the $5000 and interest of $15. 41.

    The loan officer says inquiringly, "Sir, we were delighted to have your business but, in checking your credit, we learned you are a multimillionaire. Why ever did you need to borrow $5000?"

    "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for $15. 41?"

    What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
    A good start.

    A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
    The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
    The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
    The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $
    5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future more...

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