You know that Camp doesnt mean a cabin in the woods. The men in your family were gardeners, farmers or produce workers. The women in your family were seamstresses, domestic workers or farm laborers. Your Issei grandparents had an arranged marriage. One of your relatives was a "picture bride." You have Nisei relatives named Tak, Tad, George, Harry or Shig. You have Nisei relatives named Keiko, Aiko, Sumi or Mary. Youre Sansei and your name is Janice, Glen, Brian, Bill or Kenji. Youre thinking of naming your Yonsei child, Brittany, Jenny, Lauren, Garett or Brett, with a Japanese middle name. All of your cousins are having hapa kids. You have relatives who live in Hawaii. You belong to a Japanese credit union Wherever you live now, you always come home to the Obon festival. The bushes in your front yard are trimmed into balls. You have a kaki tree in the backyard. You have at least one bag of sembei in the house at all times. You have a Japanese doll in a glass case in your more...
"Doctor, my fiance and I are getting married this weekend, and he thinks I'm still a virgin," the woman said. "Can you do anything to help me?"
"Medically, no," replied the doctor. "Try this: When you're getting ready for bed on your wedding night, slide a thick rubber band around your upper thigh. When he enters you, snap the rubber band and explain to him that it's your cherry popping."
On their wedding night, the bride undressed in the bathroom and slid the rubber band around her thigh. The couple then got into bed and began to make love. When her husband entered her, she snapped the rubber band right on cue.
"What the hell was that?" exclaimed the husband.
"That was my cherry popping," she explained.
"Well, could you snap it again?" he moaned. "It's got my balls!"
A man and his wife and their eight children are waiting at a bus stop. Not long after, a blind man joins the group.
The bus arrives. After the wife and eight children get on, there's no more room, so the blind man and the husband are forced to walk.
As they're walking together, the tapping of the blind man's stick begins to get on the other man's nerves. Finally, he growls, "You know, that really is very aggravating! Why don't you put a rubber on the end of that stick?"
"Listen, buddy," the blind man retorts, "if you had put a rubber on the end of YOUR stick, we'd both be on that bus!"
#1 Ropes or chains dear?
#2 Chains tonight!
#1 Leather or rubber?
#2 Rubber and spikes please.
#1 E, amyl, gange or billy?
#2 E and gange please.
#1 K.Y.jelly or Vaseline?
#2 K.Y. please.
#1 Right! Which nightclub shall we go to then?
A dentist was preparing to clean an elderly woman's teeth. Noticing that she appeared to be a little nervous, he began to tell her a story while he was putting on his rubber gloves.
"Do you know how these rubber gloves are made?" he asked.
"No I don't," she replied.
"Down in Mexico there is a big building set up with a large tank of latex," he spoofed. "The workers there are all picked according to hand size. Each worker goes up to the tank, dips their hands in and then walk around for a bit while the latex sets and dries right onto their hands. Then they peel off the gloves and deposit them in the big 'Finished Goods Crate' and begin the process all over again."
The woman didn't laugh at all! Five minutes into the cleaning procedure, the dentist had to stop because she burst out laughing.
"Oh my," the blushing woman exclaimed, "I just suddenly thought about how they must make condoms!"