Rodriguez Jokes / Recent Jokes

Alex Rodriguez apologized for his steroid use, and expects fans to forgive him, especially since he’s never used any in October. By owning up to his past indiscretions, Rodriguez has shown he's smarter than Barry Bonds. Then again, a single celled amoeba nursing a hangover is also smarter than Barry Bonds.

Congress has no plan to hold a hearing with Alex Rodriguez. Or for doing anything else, for that matter. Rodriguez is relieved, as most Congressmen are a bit too young for his tastes.

The New York Mets signed Angels reliever Francisco Rodriguez. Rodriguez said that while he had many offers on the table, this was the one that allowed him to be the only relief pitcher on the team.

Madonna has announced that she's divorcing Guy Ritchie to be with Alex Rodriguez. This being mid October, it's the latest in the year that Rodriguez has ever scored.

Michigan head coach Rich Rodriguez started crying during a press conference. In his defense, he had just been shown highlights of the Wolverine's 2008 season.